Posts Tagged ‘Dick Durbin’

Alliance for Natural Health News at Risk

On this eve of estimated tax due date for Americans, I’m personally honing my own little “intentions” and um, “special blessings” to embed into my Trojan Horse check. As I’ve described before in “Embracing the Energy Potential of Money,” we have several options and ways to starve or maim the Beast.

I used to starve it. In recent years, I’ve gotten a bit more creative, charging my checks with spells and intentions for that money only to go for a) the Highest Good of All; with b) special emphasis on supporting organic farmers and protecting them and us from MonSatan, et al; and c) with the envelope and check leaving a long-lasting, indelible residue on any person or any system who handles said envelope, check or fiat money imprint so that those people and systems feel compelled to blow whistles, find new jobs that support humanity instead of raping and pillaging it, and/or (safely) dismantle the entire corrupt system.

I figure one of these days, the IRS will ask me not to send anything to them anymore (either that or I’ll get droned), but until that day, everything gets a special once-over on the Full Moon, which, conveniently for my purposes, just happens to coincide with the required postmark date.

I would have done this anyway, but those intentions received some extra emotional oomph (read: magickal pissed off power) from a notification that the IRS’s new power grab “regulations” could muzzle organizations like Alliance for Natural Health, forcing them to pipe down or lose their non-profit status. As ANH explains:

“Here’s an example: under the new IRS rules, even naming a candidate in any public communication through any medium, even orally—and this includes even vague references to him or her—within sixty days of a general election or thirty days of a primary election would be banned as “political activity.” This even includes content previously posted by an organization.

“Just imagine: sixty days before an election, ANH-USA would have to remove every single reference to a candidate from its website—no matter how old it is! We also wouldn’t be able to make any reference to a candidate’s connection to any legislation within sixty days of an election. This gives incumbents a thirty- to sixty-day free pass to introduce legislation with almost no public scrutiny.

“This is simply unconstitutional, and we should fight the rule that could make it a reality.

“Consider the implications: Sen. Durbin of Illinois—you may remember him as the anti-supplement senator who wants to regulate supplements like drugs—is up for reelection in 2014. If he reintroduces or has new anti-natural health legislation filed during the sixty days before his reelection, ANH-USA would be preventing from telling you about his connection to it.

“The new IRS rules will severely curtail the speech of 501(c)4s, as they may be afraid to engage in any political activities for fear of IRS or government retaliation. Any disgruntled politician could easily ask the IRS to revoke the 501(c)4 status of groups who disagree with his or her politics!

“Some readers suggested that it is unlikely that the IRS would scrutinize a smaller organization like ANH-USA. Don’t count on it. Although we are small in staff size, we represent millions of consumers. On numerous occasions, ANH-USA has suffered the wrath of members of Congress by holding up or working to change their bills.”

You can read the rest of the story and reader comments by clicking here. If you feel so inclined, you can also send a letter to the IRS telling them what you think. Click here if you’d like to do that.

I happen to know some very kind people who work for the IRS, but this Federal Reserve Beast has grown too many heads and represents too much power from the Usual Suspects — banksters who siphon US money to corrupt banks, ridiculous wars, and black ops, and the big nasties trying to poison and control our food, water and rights to natural health. Magickal ethics and practicality suggest using mundane methods whenever such ordinary measures will do the job. When dealing with unreasonable, completely inconsiderate, vampiric or downright evil people and entities, I prefer magick. It’s fun, clean, and I’ve received far better, consistent results from my little Trojan Horse checks and coded envelopes than all the calls, letters and rational approaches combined.

So, Happy Full Moon, End the Fed, and Blessed (We All Shall) Be.

The Dick, Dick and Harry Pixie Blitz

Cuz sometimes ya just gotta …

In response to my recent post about the European Commission banning heirloom seeds and criminalizing the growth of all unregistered plants, someone commented:

“Can anyone say New World Order? It’s all about control. They intend to kill all of us but not before robbing us and destroying human rights and dignity. For an honest evaluation of the NWO check out Infowars.com with Alex Jones!”

To which I replied:

“Yep. Of course, New World Order is all just conspiracy ‘theory.’ How people can remain in denial about this boggles the mind. On the other hand, I sometimes get an obscene urge to blast all the WOes (what my friend Gillian calls them) with massive amounts of pixie dust – to intoxicating levels.

“Sometimes old Jabba needs his double chins tickled and just to be coated in all that icky human love stuff. Ohhhh, they hate that! Only miserable losers could feel so obsessed with controlling everyone and everything. If they’re allergic to pixie dust, so much the better.

“When are all these old men poisoning the world gonna kick the bucket? Seriously. They are way past expiration. Not to sound rude, but when you’re plotting and enacting genocide, sometimes people are going to wonder… Are billions ‘useless eaters’ or would that be the parasites and rats at the top?” 😉

So, here’s my confession:

Sometimes I really do dream of showering the Dick’s (Durbin — who every few months tries to eliminate US consumers’ rights to natural supplements; and Cheney — a Dr. Eeeeee-villll who needs no further introduction) and Harry (aka Heinz aka Henry Kissinger) and their ilk with massive amounts of pixie dust. In addition to tumbleweeds, tickle monsters, and just-out-of-everyone-else’s-audible-range giggles. Sometimes I just wanna sneak some love into Dick Cheney’s heart replacement, because wouldn’t that be silly? And can you imagine Dick Durbin, the next time he tries to sneak through oppressive legislation on a holiday weekend if he finds himself having so much fun that he forgets to file that odious paperwork?

And Henry, ohhhhh, Henry, when you said, “the illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer,” I know we must have misunderstood you. That was all part of your bad boy act, right? “Americans like the cowboy … who rides all alone into the town, the village, with his horse and nothing else … This amazing, romantic character suits me precisely because to be alone has always been part of my style or, if you like, my technique.” (November 1972 Interview with Oriana Fallaci) Your technique’s not lacking, is it Henry? Useless eaters just failed to appreciate it. I’m sorry, does that make us “dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy,” too, or does that only apply to the military when they misread your rugged sense of style?

I do declare, all three of you tough guys take this New World Order and genocide business far too seriously. Lighten up or face the wind chimes.

And the faery pinches.

And the pixie dust.

Did your moms not love you enough? Did your dad not let you drive the golf cart? Oh, right, that was W … We all know Saddam Hussein tried to kill his daddy, which is why we are now how many murders deep in Iraq? 😉

All y’all just got blasted with some Fae Mischief. Just cuz. Some of us would like to see you giggle about something actually funny instead of running your fingers through bald kitties and orchestrating the end of the world. If you’re gonna play characters from movies, then do yourselves a favor and learn from Mr. Grinch:

Play nice or Whoville will drive you batty. You can take all the toys from Whoville, and some of us will still sing. Some of us will chant songs and grow real flowers from real seeds that have nothing to do with Monsanto. Speaking for myself, if you decide to off me, then I will giggle at you and tickle you from beyond the grave. Because I can.

And because you’re funny — in a really sad, pathetic sort of way. You’ve definitely got a pixie dust deficiency, and if you keep aiming for control, all that supplementary pixie dust blowing your way is bound to make you sneeze or slip on a GMO banana peel, distracting you from whatever dastardly deed you feel compelled to push through today. Halliburton? Covered in hippie flowers and Deva Premal chants. The Senate? After your mandatory colonics that I will continue to prescribe for you, you’ll all be treated to a sweat lodge ceremony where all of you will get to purge out all of your (many) crimes, one sweat droplet at a time. I figure you’ll be in there for quite some time, but don’t worry, you’ve earned your time off. We will happily bring in replacements so that you can just sweat the small stuff into eternity. What?! Isn’t that what control freaks do????

And you, Henry! Ohhh, Jabba … I hear there’s some special entertainment for you, Cowboy. All those children your policies have starved and murdered? They’re ba-a-a-ck! Singing Christmas carols and nursery rhymes just loud enough to make you forget what kind of world you’ve worked so hard to rein in. Cowboy. We’re coming up on the Year of the Horse. Too bad: you’re spooked, and your horse is Faery charmed.

Cuz sometimes ya just gotta. Enough is enough.