Immediate openings for Poetic Justice of the Peace Officers. No formal education required. Expert in Wyrd, Excellence, and Points of Power. Must have keen sense of humor. Seeking wide range of applicants to reverse “too big to fail/too big to jail.” Ideal candidate skilled at extracting useful idiots from psychopaths. Expense acct and global perks: serve glyphosate cocktails to Monsanto execs; relocate refugees to politician/bankster neighborhoods/underground bunkers; provide pharmaceutical employees, execs & vaccine-pushing politicians, pastors, employers and school administrators the full course of recommended/experimental adult vaccines per NAIP expanded schedule. Extra mercury and aluminum avail upon request. Must honor Mother Earth and Her children. Must provide opportunities for creative restitution. Pay based upon results. Bonus for matching interested parties with joyful life’s work. No phone references. Apply by demonstrating Poetic Justice in action.